so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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