I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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