Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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