guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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