Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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