he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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