HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Randomize