So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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