Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Fuck appropriateness.
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i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Randomize