Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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