I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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