Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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