haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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