Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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