You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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