4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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