Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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