does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize