Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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