We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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