I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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