epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Randomize
