Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
id be glad to
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize
