Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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