we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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