It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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