Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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