The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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