I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he shaved USA in his pubs
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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