I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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