we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
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Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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