I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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