The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
