Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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