i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
What changed your mind?
Being sober
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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