Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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