Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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