Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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