why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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