What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Randomize
