Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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