let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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