Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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