Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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I can't turn off my feet"
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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