So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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