Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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