she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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