Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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