so that wasnt chicken after all
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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