don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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