This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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