just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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