he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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