I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Houston, we have a blender
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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