I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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