We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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